Skip to primary content
Skip to secondary content

Nicholas E Jones

Thats Me

Nicholas E Jones

Main menu

  • Home
  • Contact
  • That’s Me
  • My Bucket List
  • Travel
  • Bucket List

Tag Archives: Humour

Post navigation

← Older posts

Steam Train

Posted on August 14, 2018 by Nicholas E Jones
Reply

My Grandad was a steam train enthusiast… in fact, he once got stuck in the engine of one… he was chuffed to bits.

Posted in Funny | Tagged Funny, Humor, Humour | Leave a reply

Metal Detector

Posted on April 4, 2017 by Nicholas E Jones
Reply

Fool people into thinking you’re a metal detector by pointing at some metal and saying “that’s metal”.

Posted in Funny | Tagged Humor, Humour, metal detector | Leave a reply

Carbon Monoxide 

Posted on December 30, 2016 by Nicholas E Jones
2

Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy

Posted in Funny | Tagged Carbon Monoxside, Humor, Humour | 2 Replies

Kangaroo

Posted on December 18, 2016 by Nicholas E Jones
Reply

Pretend you’re a kangaroo by sticking a photo of your child out of the top of your pants.

Posted in Humour | Tagged Humor, Humour, Kangaroo | Leave a reply

Jewish Doctor

Posted on August 2, 2016 by Nicholas E Jones
Reply

Just wondering if Jewish doctors get paid for doing circumcisions, or just get to keep the tips.

Posted in Funny | Tagged doctors, Humor, Humour | Leave a reply

Herbs

Posted on February 11, 2016 by Nicholas E Jones
Reply

Someone once threw some herbs in my eyes. It didn’t blind me but I’m now parsley sighted.

Posted in Funny | Tagged Herbs, Humor, Humour | Leave a reply

Death

Posted on October 8, 2015 by Nicholas E Jones
Reply

The second highest cause of death worldwide, after heart disease, is Jessica Fletcher checking into the same hotel as you.

Posted in Funny | Tagged death, Humor, Humour | Leave a reply

Curry

Posted on September 11, 2015 by Nicholas E Jones
Reply

I’m quite sore after last night’s curry. I told my friend and he said ‘ring sting?’. Anyway, I called him. He wasn’t remotely interested.

Posted in Funny | Tagged curry, Humor, Humour | Leave a reply

Pheasants

Posted on August 14, 2015 by Nicholas E Jones
Reply

Pheasant farmers need to raise their game.

Posted in Funny | Tagged Humor, Humour, Pheasant | Leave a reply

Antiperspirant

Posted on July 9, 2015 by Nicholas E Jones
Reply

Just used the last of the antiperspirant spray. Roll on tomorrow.

Posted in Humour | Tagged antiperspirant, Humor, Humour | Leave a reply

Post navigation

← Older posts

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Recent Posts

  • Piano Stool
  • Steam Train
  • Metal Detector
  • Carbon Monoxide 
  • Kangaroo

Recent Comments

Nicholas E Jones on Carbon Monoxide 
Avril Samuel on Carbon Monoxide 
basic details on Punctuation 
basic details on Punctuation 
janedanforth1 on Rocks

Archives

  • January 2019
  • August 2018
  • April 2017
  • December 2016
  • August 2016
  • February 2016
  • January 2016
  • December 2015
  • October 2015
  • September 2015
  • August 2015
  • July 2015
  • June 2015
  • May 2015
  • April 2015
  • March 2015
  • February 2015
  • January 2015
  • December 2014
  • November 2014
  • October 2014
  • September 2014
  • August 2014
  • July 2014
  • June 2014
  • May 2014
  • April 2014
  • March 2014
  • February 2014
  • January 2014
  • December 2013
  • November 2013
  • October 2013
  • September 2013
  • August 2013
  • July 2013
  • June 2013
  • May 2013
  • April 2013
  • January 2013
  • December 2012
  • November 2012
  • October 2012
  • September 2012
  • August 2012
  • July 2012
  • June 2012
  • May 2012
  • April 2012
  • February 2012
  • January 2012
  • November 2011
  • August 2011
  • July 2011
  • May 2011
  • April 2011

Meta

  • Register
  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.com

Oooh Its My Calendar

March 2021
M T W T F S S
1234567
891011121314
15161718192021
22232425262728
293031  
« Jan    
Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com.
Privacy & Cookies: This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this website, you agree to their use.
To find out more, including how to control cookies, see here: Cookie Policy
Cancel

 
Loading Comments...
Comment
    ×