Wife said if u get a tattoo make sure u have it done in a place that doesn’t matter. I’m off to West Bromwich

Just saw an Onion ring, So I answered it.

My wife’s almost finished knitting me a Willy Warmer, It shouldn’t be long

1978 -1st computer spam was sent. To get a bigger penis in the past you had to do it the traditional way.-rubbing it or thinking about boobs

Right, that’s the Royal Wedding done. Now I’ve just got time to get my suit dry cleaned before Prince Phillip’s funeral.