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Monthly Archives: May 2011

Sex

Posted on May 26, 2011 by Nicholas E Jones
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Men think about sex every seven seconds…..Which is why I eat hot dogs in under six seconds…so it doesn’t get weird

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West Brom

Posted on May 26, 2011 by Nicholas E Jones
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Wife said if u get a tattoo make sure u have it done in a place that doesn’t matter. I’m off to West Bromwich

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Onion

Posted on May 9, 2011 by Nicholas E Jones
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Just saw an Onion ring, So I answered it.

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Willy

Posted on May 5, 2011 by Nicholas E Jones
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My wife’s almost finished knitting me a Willy Warmer, It shouldn’t be long

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Rude

Posted on May 4, 2011 by Nicholas E Jones
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1978 -1st computer spam was sent. To get a bigger penis in the past you had to do it the traditional way.-rubbing it or thinking about boobs

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Prince Philip

Posted on May 3, 2011 by Nicholas E Jones
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Right, that’s the Royal Wedding done. Now I’ve just got time to get my suit dry cleaned before Prince Phillip’s funeral.

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