Don’t you just hate it when people pour your cereal. They don’t know how much I want. They don’t know my life. They don’t know what I’ve been through.
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Monthly Archives: December 2013
Parsnip
Enter a greengrocer’s. Pick up a parsnip and approach the counter. Ask “Excuse me, do you have these in orange?”.
Combat Trousers
After having them for six years and not being involved in any violent conflict, I’ve decided to rename my combat trousers just ‘trousers’.
Van Morrison
Thought I saw Van Morrison go past my window this morning.
Turns out it was just a Morrisons van reversing.
Embarrassing.
Movember
Just reminded my boss that Movember has finished. She’s not impressed.
Nicholas E Jones 