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Monthly Archives: December 2013

Breakfast Cereal

Posted on December 31, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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Don’t you just hate it when people pour your cereal. They don’t know how much I want. They don’t know my life. They don’t know what I’ve been through.

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Parsnip

Posted on December 20, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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Enter a greengrocer’s. Pick up a parsnip and approach the counter. Ask “Excuse me, do you have these in orange?”.

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Combat Trousers

Posted on December 11, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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After having them for six years and not being involved in any violent conflict, I’ve decided to rename my combat trousers just ‘trousers’.

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Van Morrison

Posted on December 4, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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Thought I saw Van Morrison go past my window this morning.

Turns out it was just a Morrisons van reversing.

Embarrassing.

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Movember

Posted on December 3, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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Just reminded my boss that Movember has finished. She’s not impressed.

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