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bison

Posted on May 28, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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The collective noun for bison is herd, unless they are on tiptoes, in which case they are unherd.

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Squirrels

Posted on May 27, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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I keep telling everyone squirrels just won’t stop attacking and biting me.

They probably think I’m nuts.

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t-shirts

Posted on May 26, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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I’ve heard the man stealing t-shirts in order of size is still at large.

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Hummingbirds

Posted on May 25, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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Hummingbirds are just regular birds that can’t remember the lyrics.

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Petty

Posted on May 22, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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I was walking down the road when a man threw a small tin of cash at me. “That’s petty” I thought..

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Pornography

Posted on May 21, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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You know you’re middle aged when your shed starts filling up with power tools instead of pornography.

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Shoes

Posted on May 19, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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I had an argument with someone today, to put their point across they threw a pair of orthopaedic shoes at me. I now stand corrected.

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Psychics

Posted on May 18, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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Psychics. Convince someone you’re channeling their dead grandmother by spitting on a handkerchief and trying to wipe their face.

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Dan Brown

Posted on May 17, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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If you suddenly rearrange the ancient words in this mysterious quote you can make your very own Dan Brown novel.

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Ikea

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Posted on May 16, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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Bought a lamp stand from IKEA. Assistant asked, ‘If I was putting it up myself’ I said “No, I’m putting it in my lounge’

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