At this rate, Serena might win the men’s as well as the women’s tournaments.
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Monthly Archives: June 2013
Printer
Oh Dear. A message just popped up on my printer, I need to replace the cyan – completely out of the blue!
Boat
Had a row with my boss at lunchtime. One of the perks of working near a boating lake.
Herbs
Spent the afternoon making a belt out of herbs. What a waist of thyme.
Dog Walking
I’ve decided to call my new dog ‘5 miles’
So I can tell everyone I walk 5 miles every day.
Wig
Fool people into thinking that you’re wearing a wig by running for a bus with one hand on the top of your head.
Cat
I told my cat this morning i was going teach him to speak English he looked at me & said
“Me? How?”
Microwave
It’s the final of the UK Microwave Challenge tonight.
Things could get heated.
Crap
Cheap loo paper makes you feel crap!
Supermarket
No matter how much I try and buy supermarket conveyor belt dividers, the cashier keeps on putting them back!
Nicholas E Jones 