I’ve been invited to attend an autopsy. Not sure if I’ll go or not. Remains to be seen.
My friend recently bought a chinchilla. Personally I’ve never felt the need to adjust the temperature of my chin, but each to their own.
Rebekah Brooks’ hairdresser has admitted charges of hacking,
I’m wearing just a short sleeved shirt to work for the first time this year. Think I might have been a bit ambitious. My genitals are really cold.
Convince everyone in your street they slept through a flash flood by going out at night and leaving fish on top of their cars.
Making love is like riding a bicycle. Especially if your partner is inflatable and they get a puncture.
I’m wondering if the queen pulls the duvet up so you can only see her head, then says “Look Philip i’m a stamp!”.