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Microsoft

Posted on July 30, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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Pretend to be a Microsoft product by shouting ‘Not Responding!’ and just sitting there with your arms folded whenever you get a bit busy.

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Old Lady

Posted on July 27, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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An old lady in the bank asked me to help check her balance. I took her walking stick away and she fell right over.

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Prince George

Posted on July 24, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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Prince George named after the pub in West Bromwich where he was conceived.

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Baby

Posted on July 22, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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I love how people say they’re “expecting” a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin.

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Giraffe

Posted on July 20, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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The worst part about being a giraffe is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.

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Checkouts

Posted on July 18, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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I am in favour of trapdoors that open up beneath people who take longer than 15 seconds to move on after paying for something at a checkout.

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Tennis

Posted on July 16, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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My wife caught me off guard and asked me to tell her a Tennis joke

I said “Sorry, Tennis innuendos simply aren’t my forte – love”

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Kate & Will

Posted on July 15, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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I really hope Kate and Wills have a little boy and call him Prawn.. would be awesome to have a King Prawn on the throne.

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Rescue Cat

Posted on July 13, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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Be careful if you’re thinking of getting a rescue cat. My nan had one. She slipped and fell one day and the cat literally sat doing nothing.

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Acronym

Posted on July 11, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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I wonder what the American Confederate Republic of Nautical Yacht Makers uses as its acronym?

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