1) Looks out of window at pigeon bobbing its head.
2) Googles small dynamo and headstrap.
3) Solves world energy crisis.
4) Eats Kit Kat.
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Monthly Archives: September 2013
Beach
Pretend you’re on a beach by closing your eyes and standing in your cat’s litter tray.
Car Park
Pretend you’re in a multi storey car park by driving round in circles with a piece of paper in your mouth.
The Voice
Treat your wife to the drama of ‘The Voice’ by only turning your chair round if you like what’s for dinner.
eBay
I bought a book on eBay called “How to scam on eBay”
That was 2 months ago, and it’s not arrived yet?
Chicken
I’m making a chicken bake later. It’s about time I had a night off from cooking.
Nicholas E Jones 