1) Looks out of window at pigeon bobbing its head.
2) Googles small dynamo and headstrap.
3) Solves world energy crisis.
4) Eats Kit Kat.
1) Looks out of window at pigeon bobbing its head.
2) Googles small dynamo and headstrap.
3) Solves world energy crisis.
4) Eats Kit Kat.
Pretend you’re on a beach by closing your eyes and standing in your cat’s litter tray.
Pretend you’re in a multi storey car park by driving round in circles with a piece of paper in your mouth.
Treat your wife to the drama of ‘The Voice’ by only turning your chair round if you like what’s for dinner.
I bought a book on eBay called “How to scam on eBay”
That was 2 months ago, and it’s not arrived yet?
I’m making a chicken bake later. It’s about time I had a night off from cooking.