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Monthly Archives: August 2013

Salad

Posted on August 16, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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Spice up a boring salad by replacing the vegetables with bacon and placing it between 2 slices of bread.

Posted in Funny | Tagged Humor, Humour, Salad | 2 Replies

Toadstools

Posted on August 14, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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Just found some toadstools at the bottom of my garden..

I wish the slimy gits would poo somewhere else.

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Swiss Army Knife

Posted on August 12, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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The more I look at my Swiss Army Knife, the more I understand why the Swiss Army never gets involved in wars.

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Granola

Posted on August 10, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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Granola is produced by holding second-hand computer keyboards upside down and shaking them.

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Twitter

Posted on August 7, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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The more Twitter tells me it’s over Capacity, the more I suspect Twitter still loves Capacity and regularly sits outside her house, weeping.

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Fly

Posted on August 1, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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Opening a window to let out a fly and ending up with thirty midges, three wasps, two bees and an owl!

Posted in Funny | Tagged Fly, Humor, Humour | 1 Reply

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