Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?
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Monthly Archives: February 2014
My Birthday
My mum asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party.
That’s when I realised he was the favourite twin.
Successful
If your aim in life is to be unsuccessful and you are unsuccessful…… doesn’t that make you successful?
Allotment
Someone keeps adding soil to my allotment overnight. It’s an absolute mystery as to why though.
The plot thickens…
Nicholas E Jones 