Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?
My mum asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party.
That’s when I realised he was the favourite twin.
If your aim in life is to be unsuccessful and you are unsuccessful…… doesn’t that make you successful?
Someone keeps adding soil to my allotment overnight. It’s an absolute mystery as to why though.
The plot thickens…