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Monthly Archives: January 2013

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Posted on January 31, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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Some guy knocked on my door today and said, “I have a parcel for your next door neighbour.”

I said, “You’ve got the wrong house then mate.”

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Flying

Posted on January 29, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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I’d advise anybody against pressing the ’emergency stop’ button on a treadmill going at high speed. I just did, and this bloke went flying.

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Front Door

Posted on January 8, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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Just answered the front door in my pants. Strange place to have a door, really.

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The Web

Posted on January 6, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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I’ve just started up a webpage to help people with conjunctivitis. It’s a site for sore eyes.

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Statistics

Posted on January 5, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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You’re never more than four metres away from someone who makes up false statistics.

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