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Steam Train

Posted on August 14, 2018 by Nicholas E Jones
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My Grandad was a steam train enthusiast… in fact, he once got stuck in the engine of one… he was chuffed to bits.

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Shoes

Posted on May 19, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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I had an argument with someone today, to put their point across they threw a pair of orthopaedic shoes at me. I now stand corrected.

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Dan Brown

Posted on May 17, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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If you suddenly rearrange the ancient words in this mysterious quote you can make your very own Dan Brown novel.

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David Hasslehoff

Posted on May 15, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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Apparently David Hasslehoff is changing his name to just David Hoff.

He cant be bothered with the hassle.

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Bull

Posted on May 13, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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I saw a bull charging in the field yesterday.

I didn’t even know they used electricity

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Charles Darwin

Posted on May 12, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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Charles Darwin wrote a paper about a classmate who wet herself because she was scared of toilets. He called it The Theory of Eva Loo Shun.

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Nuts

Posted on May 11, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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I’ve put a little sign on my bird-feeder saying “Warning! May contain nuts” in case any of them have allergies.

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Robbery

Posted on May 10, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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I was the getaway driver for a robbery at a paper factory in Bristol last night.

We took the A4.

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Bagpipes

Posted on May 9, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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At certain funerals it’s traditional to play the bagpipes, but only if you’ve been invited, apparently.

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Farmer

Posted on May 8, 2013 by Nicholas E Jones
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I’ve written a novel for frustrated farmers wives.

It’s called ’50 Sheds of Hay’.

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