Make your own piano stool simply by eating a piano.
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Author Archives: Nicholas E Jones
Steam Train
My Grandad was a steam train enthusiast… in fact, he once got stuck in the engine of one… he was chuffed to bits.
Metal Detector
Fool people into thinking you’re a metal detector by pointing at some metal and saying “that’s metal”.
Carbon Monoxide
Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy
Kangaroo
Pretend you’re a kangaroo by sticking a photo of your child out of the top of your pants.
Jewish Doctor
Just wondering if Jewish doctors get paid for doing circumcisions, or just get to keep the tips.
Herbs
Someone once threw some herbs in my eyes. It didn’t blind me but I’m now parsley sighted.
Food
“Always give your food a rinse before you eat it,” my dad always used to say.
Lovely man
Made terrible sandwiches.
USB
The inventor of the USB stick has died they gently lowered the coffin, then pulled it back up, turned it the other way, then lowered it again.
Death
The second highest cause of death worldwide, after heart disease, is Jessica Fletcher checking into the same hotel as you.
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