I’m thinking of becoming Slimmer of the Year by buying a really big pair of trousers.
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Monthly Archives: July 2014
Tour De France
Fool Tour De France spectators into thinking you’re a British rider by lying on the floor next to a bike.
Soup
“Waiter, I’d like the soup please. What is it?”
“It’s like a sort of drink with lumps in it”.
