The only thing that will change my opinion on womens football is if they swap shirts at the end of the match…

Italian police have arrested a man holding a BBQ serving bear meat. Yuk. That sounds a bit grizzly.

11% of men admit to lying about their age. I think I might start doing that when I reach my thirties.

Every time I make a phone call or send a text I can hear the sound of running water. I think my phones been tapped

Men think about sex every seven seconds…..Which is why I eat hot dogs in under six seconds…so it doesn’t get weird