The only thing that will change my opinion on womens football is if they swap shirts at the end of the match…
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Category Archives: Humour
BBQ
Italian police have arrested a man holding a BBQ serving bear meat. Yuk. That sounds a bit grizzly.
Age
11% of men admit to lying about their age. I think I might start doing that when I reach my thirties.
Phone Tapping
Every time I make a phone call or send a text I can hear the sound of running water. I think my phones been tapped
Sex
Men think about sex every seven seconds…..Which is why I eat hot dogs in under six seconds…so it doesn’t get weird
West Brom
Wife said if u get a tattoo make sure u have it done in a place that doesn’t matter. I’m off to West Bromwich
Onion
Just saw an Onion ring, So I answered it.
Willy
My wife’s almost finished knitting me a Willy Warmer, It shouldn’t be long
Rude
1978 -1st computer spam was sent. To get a bigger penis in the past you had to do it the traditional way.-rubbing it or thinking about boobs
Prince Philip
Right, that’s the Royal Wedding done. Now I’ve just got time to get my suit dry cleaned before Prince Phillip’s funeral.
Nicholas E Jones 