Italian police have arrested a man holding a BBQ serving bear meat. Yuk. That sounds a bit grizzly.
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Author Archives: Nicholas E Jones
Age
11% of men admit to lying about their age. I think I might start doing that when I reach my thirties.
Phone Tapping
Every time I make a phone call or send a text I can hear the sound of running water. I think my phones been tapped
Sex
Men think about sex every seven seconds…..Which is why I eat hot dogs in under six seconds…so it doesn’t get weird
West Brom
Wife said if u get a tattoo make sure u have it done in a place that doesn’t matter. I’m off to West Bromwich
Onion
Just saw an Onion ring, So I answered it.
Willy
My wife’s almost finished knitting me a Willy Warmer, It shouldn’t be long
Rude
1978 -1st computer spam was sent. To get a bigger penis in the past you had to do it the traditional way.-rubbing it or thinking about boobs
Prince Philip
Right, that’s the Royal Wedding done. Now I’ve just got time to get my suit dry cleaned before Prince Phillip’s funeral.
Shout
Shout Ahhhhh! in a library everyone stares at you. Do it on a plane & everyone joins in
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