I found the police activity at my local polling station totally unnecessary. Show me where it says I can’t vote naked.

Do I have insomnia or amnesia? Was up all night thinking about it, but I’ve forgotten which is which.

A man who took Ryanair to court after losing his luggage has lost his case.

Cadbury’s have just donated a giant chocolate bar to the Bank of England. It’s a massive Boost for the economy

Killed a wasp with my shoe – Don’t care how big the wasp is – It’s not stealing my shoe

For pity’s sake, save water in S.E. England! If drought gets any worse Lenny Henry and Bono may show up with a film crew.

Mother Teresa wasn’t even a mother.

West Mersea police want to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly knickers, but have been told they must wear their uniforms

Sad news! Our local Muslim optician died today. Asif Eyecare.

Archaeologists have dug up a book called ‘Irish Dancing Part 2’ – ‘What to do with your arms’