I’m wondering if the queen pulls the duvet up so you can only see her head, then says “Look Philip i’m a stamp!”.
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Author Archives: Nicholas E Jones
bison
The collective noun for bison is herd, unless they are on tiptoes, in which case they are unherd.
Squirrels
I keep telling everyone squirrels just won’t stop attacking and biting me.
They probably think I’m nuts.
t-shirts
I’ve heard the man stealing t-shirts in order of size is still at large.
Hummingbirds
Hummingbirds are just regular birds that can’t remember the lyrics.
Petty
I was walking down the road when a man threw a small tin of cash at me. “That’s petty” I thought..
Pornography
You know you’re middle aged when your shed starts filling up with power tools instead of pornography.
Shoes
I had an argument with someone today, to put their point across they threw a pair of orthopaedic shoes at me. I now stand corrected.
Psychics
Psychics. Convince someone you’re channeling their dead grandmother by spitting on a handkerchief and trying to wipe their face.
Dan Brown
If you suddenly rearrange the ancient words in this mysterious quote you can make your very own Dan Brown novel.
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