Had a row with my boss at lunchtime. One of the perks of working near a boating lake.
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Tag Archives: Humour
Herbs
Spent the afternoon making a belt out of herbs. What a waist of thyme.
Dog Walking
I’ve decided to call my new dog ‘5 miles’
So I can tell everyone I walk 5 miles every day.
Wig
Fool people into thinking that you’re wearing a wig by running for a bus with one hand on the top of your head.
Cat
I told my cat this morning i was going teach him to speak English he looked at me & said
“Me? How?”
Microwave
It’s the final of the UK Microwave Challenge tonight.
Things could get heated.
Crap
Cheap loo paper makes you feel crap!
Supermarket
No matter how much I try and buy supermarket conveyor belt dividers, the cashier keeps on putting them back!
Autopsy
I’ve been invited to attend an autopsy. Not sure if I’ll go or not. Remains to be seen.
Chinchilla
My friend recently bought a chinchilla. Personally I’ve never felt the need to adjust the temperature of my chin, but each to their own.
Nicholas E Jones 