I really hope Kate and Wills have a little boy and call him Prawn.. would be awesome to have a King Prawn on the throne.
Kate & Will
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Category Archives: Funny
Rescue Cat
Be careful if you’re thinking of getting a rescue cat. My nan had one. She slipped and fell one day and the cat literally sat doing nothing.
Acronym
I wonder what the American Confederate Republic of Nautical Yacht Makers uses as its acronym?
Honda Jazz
The Government have unveiled plans to reduce the age at which it is compulsory to buy a metallic blue Honda Jazz from 70 to 65.
Cooking Nude
Never try cooking in the nude like I once did.
Not only did the chip fat splash all over my privates, it also cost me my job at McDonalds.
Fart
That awkward moment when your chair makes a noise like a fart, so you try to do it again to show you didn’t fart but then accidentally fart.
Ducks
It doesn’t matter how old you are, you know you still haven’t grown up yet when a duck quacks at you and you quack back.
Impress The Ladies
Men you can Impress the ladies and make them think you can run at immense speeds by gluing lots of little flies to your face.
Window Cleaner
Fool the window cleaner into thinking he’s got no clothes on by standing naked on the other side of the glass and copying him.
Introductions
Apparently ‘a quick round the table before the meeting’ just means introductions. I felt a bit silly when I sat back down all out of breath.
Nicholas E Jones 