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Category Archives: Funny
The more Twitter tells me it’s over Capacity, the more I suspect Twitter still loves Capacity and regularly sits outside her house, weeping.
Fly
Opening a window to let out a fly and ending up with thirty midges, three wasps, two bees and an owl!
Microsoft
Pretend to be a Microsoft product by shouting ‘Not Responding!’ and just sitting there with your arms folded whenever you get a bit busy.
Old Lady
An old lady in the bank asked me to help check her balance. I took her walking stick away and she fell right over.
Prince George
Prince George named after the pub in West Bromwich where he was conceived.
Baby
I love how people say they’re “expecting” a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin.
Giraffe
The worst part about being a giraffe is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.
Checkouts
I am in favour of trapdoors that open up beneath people who take longer than 15 seconds to move on after paying for something at a checkout.
Tennis
My wife caught me off guard and asked me to tell her a Tennis joke
I said “Sorry, Tennis innuendos simply aren’t my forte – love”
Nicholas E Jones 