Lassie i don’t see anyone at the bottom of this well. are you sure, timmy felt the paws on his back. his eyes widened as he understood…
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Category Archives: Funny
Pigeon
1) Looks out of window at pigeon bobbing its head.
2) Googles small dynamo and headstrap.
3) Solves world energy crisis.
4) Eats Kit Kat.
Beach
Pretend you’re on a beach by closing your eyes and standing in your cat’s litter tray.
Car Park
Pretend you’re in a multi storey car park by driving round in circles with a piece of paper in your mouth.
The Voice
Treat your wife to the drama of ‘The Voice’ by only turning your chair round if you like what’s for dinner.
eBay
I bought a book on eBay called “How to scam on eBay”
That was 2 months ago, and it’s not arrived yet?
Chicken
I’m making a chicken bake later. It’s about time I had a night off from cooking.
Salad
Spice up a boring salad by replacing the vegetables with bacon and placing it between 2 slices of bread.
Toadstools
Just found some toadstools at the bottom of my garden..
I wish the slimy gits would poo somewhere else.
Swiss Army Knife
The more I look at my Swiss Army Knife, the more I understand why the Swiss Army never gets involved in wars.
Nicholas E Jones 