Clicked on Tools in Internet Explorer – Peter Mandleson came up

Was just hit in the head with a wurthers, and I thought……… That’s original

Wish me luck with Marathon. Managed 2 hrs, 35 mins last year & then I just had to watch something else

Checked my piles using a mirror. Maybe I should have waited till the lift was empty

Not having any fun unless I’m doing something immoral, illegal, dangerous, or fattening…