It’s amazing to think if Jesus was alive today he’d be 2013 – the same as the year!
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Author Archives: Nicholas E Jones
My Bucket List
Fun things to do
Fun things to do #1 if you’re in a cubicle and you hear someone else enter the toilets, loudly whisper ‘Mum? Is that you? I’ve done one.
Pregnancy
One time i thought i was pregnant for like five years but it turned out i just eat way too much pizza and also i’m biologically incapable.
Lassie
Lassie i don’t see anyone at the bottom of this well. are you sure, timmy felt the paws on his back. his eyes widened as he understood…
Pigeon
1) Looks out of window at pigeon bobbing its head.
2) Googles small dynamo and headstrap.
3) Solves world energy crisis.
4) Eats Kit Kat.
Beach
Pretend you’re on a beach by closing your eyes and standing in your cat’s litter tray.
Car Park
Pretend you’re in a multi storey car park by driving round in circles with a piece of paper in your mouth.
The Voice
Treat your wife to the drama of ‘The Voice’ by only turning your chair round if you like what’s for dinner.
eBay
I bought a book on eBay called “How to scam on eBay”
That was 2 months ago, and it’s not arrived yet?
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