Sad to hear that the Dutch inventor of inflatable shoes has popped his clogs.
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Author Archives: Nicholas E Jones
Dastardly Plan
The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn’t the hygiene, but that everyone walks around like they’re hatching a dastardly plan.
Donald Trump
Little known fact: If you step on Donald Trumps foot, his toupee lifts up like a pedal bin lid.
Scissors
There’s no point to safety scissors.
Sweetcorn
It’s weird how sweet corn maintains its original shape after you poo.
But tastes totally different afterwards.
Mineral Water
Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?
My Birthday
My mum asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party.
That’s when I realised he was the favourite twin.
Successful
If your aim in life is to be unsuccessful and you are unsuccessful…… doesn’t that make you successful?
Allotment
Someone keeps adding soil to my allotment overnight. It’s an absolute mystery as to why though.
The plot thickens…
The Worst Pub
The worst pub I’ve ever been to was called The Fiddle.
It really was a vile inn.
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