It doesn’t matter how old you are, you know you still haven’t grown up yet when a duck quacks at you and you quack back.
Ducks
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Author Archives: Nicholas E Jones
Impress The Ladies
Men you can Impress the ladies and make them think you can run at immense speeds by gluing lots of little flies to your face.
Window Cleaner
Fool the window cleaner into thinking he’s got no clothes on by standing naked on the other side of the glass and copying him.
Introductions
Apparently ‘a quick round the table before the meeting’ just means introductions. I felt a bit silly when I sat back down all out of breath.
Tennis
At this rate, Serena might win the men’s as well as the women’s tournaments.
Printer
Oh Dear. A message just popped up on my printer, I need to replace the cyan – completely out of the blue!
Boat
Had a row with my boss at lunchtime. One of the perks of working near a boating lake.
Herbs
Spent the afternoon making a belt out of herbs. What a waist of thyme.
Dog Walking
I’ve decided to call my new dog ‘5 miles’
So I can tell everyone I walk 5 miles every day.
Wig
Fool people into thinking that you’re wearing a wig by running for a bus with one hand on the top of your head.
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